More Interesting Man

Most Interesting Man, after a few too many ("Let me tell you sumpthin"...)


Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or by him.

He'd never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.

He's against cruelty to animals, but isn't afraid to issue a stern warning.

Whatever side of the tracks he's on is the right side. If he crossed them, he would still be the right side.

He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

He has never lost a sock.

If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.

He has a fondness for collecting the weaponry of Austria-Hungary. If Austria-Hungary had never existed, he would still collect its weaponry.




He still is, the most interesting man in the world.




"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.”

"Stay thirsty, my friends"