Do You Believe In Elves?

Well, do you? This little fella is what is called a Tom DeLay. He is a U.S. Congressman, and the House Majority Leader. He is a diminutive little fellow, and he has been indicted on charges related to campaign finance conspiracy. He, like many other of the little folk, like to roll around in the green, but in his case, it's green money; not in leaves, grass or on lily pads. That's why he's in some trouble now. They say he has little hands and little feet (and you know what that means, ladies), and therefore he takes small little steps when he travels about. He's also kind of a mean as well as a crooked little sprite, whose knickname is "The Hammer" (little fellows like big mean knicknames). And I thought everything that comes from Texas was supposed to be big! Maybe that was just was in reference to those big 'ol crimes that are now starting to roll back in on the Bush Gang and the rest of their league.

Stay tuned. The federal investigation findings concerning Karl "The Creampuff" Rove and Scooter Libby, will be coming in within just a few weeks. George Stephanopoulous from the Sunday "This Week" news program claims to have information linking both the President and Vice-President to the same business, the Plame affair, which is the leaking of CIA operative Plame's name, to which Rove is also linked. Boy, somebody better start believing in some magic soon here, as the curtains are now starting to open up, and the magic is beginning to fade away for all of these elves, fairies ( a lot of these in Bushlandia it seems, as strange as it might ), woodland nymphs, sprites and trolls that frolic about upon the White House lawn and its surrounding environs.