Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Do You Believe In Elves?










Well, do you? This little fella is what is called a Tom DeLay. He is a U.S. Congressman, and the House Majority Leader. He is a diminutive little fellow, and he has been indicted on charges related to campaign finance conspiracy. He, like many other of the little folk, like to roll around in the green, but in his case, it's green money; not in leaves, grass or on lily pads. That's why he's in some trouble now. They say he has little hands and little feet (and you know what that means, ladies), and therefore he takes small little steps when he travels about. He's also kind of a mean as well as a crooked little sprite, whose knickname is "The Hammer" (little fellows like big mean knicknames). And I thought everything that comes from Texas was supposed to be big! Maybe that was just was in reference to those big 'ol crimes that are now starting to roll back in on the Bush Gang and the rest of their league.

Stay tuned. The federal investigation findings concerning Karl "The Creampuff" Rove and Scooter Libby, will be coming in within just a few weeks. George Stephanopoulous from the Sunday "This Week" news program claims to have information linking both the President and Vice-President to the same business, the Plame affair, which is the leaking of CIA operative Plame's name, to which Rove is also linked. Boy, somebody better start believing in some magic soon here, as the curtains are now starting to open up, and the magic is beginning to fade away for all of these elves, fairies ( a lot of these in Bushlandia it seems, as strange as it might ), woodland nymphs, sprites and trolls that frolic about upon the White House lawn and its surrounding environs.

6 Comments:

Blogger willowtree said...

Ive never seen Tom Delay look quite so jolly. did you put some red in his cheeks?
Do you think he'll really get in trouble or get away with it? Seeing how he's so small he might be able to slip through the cracks.
I just saw a piece on the news talking about how a spy who infiltrated the white house.
It's not funny, but I chuckled alot.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

The little folk are know for their jolly natures. His ruddy cheeks simply means that he's happy, and that his pockets are full of cash!
(and that's how he came over; I didn't alter it.)

"Seeing how he's so small he might be able to slip through the cracks." (That's hilarious!).
-Aye, indeed, the wee folk are knoon to escape from danger into the cracks in the rocks and the valleys!-

They're saying that even if he gets out of these, that he's had so many past accusations of wrongdoing, that politically he's through now. I hope so; he's just the tip of a corrupt iceberg that is running things right now, but hopefully not for much longer.

9:55 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

I also heard just a little on the radio about the spy. Something about a link with Al Gore? I'm a little suspicious; everytime the Repubs get caught on something, they drop something else on the media to take the attention away; it's a very consistent pattern to watch for.

10:05 PM  
Blogger willowtree said...

No, not Gore, this spy is linked to Cheney. As The VP is who the spy worked for.
Apparently the guy was stealing secrets about...the Philippines and giving it to anti-government organizations there.
You know that the White House is going to want this to go away really quick.
Idio...I mean elves.
(I think it's funny that the picture really looks like that, all he needs are some pointy ears)

7:53 AM  
Blogger willowtree said...

I dont know if youve heard it before, laugh anyway :p.

George Bush visits the Queen of England.

He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle. The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime Minister in here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty..." The Queen smiles. "Answer this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!" "Yes! Very good!" says the Queen. Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one." Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!" Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's ColinPowell." Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!

1:59 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

Boy, what a bunch of dummies, that group!

I see Bush on TV at a press conference, and I simply cannot believe that he's the President. The worst President in history! Things are caving in for those dummies. They're panicking now, and saying the boogeyman is now at our doorstep.

I'm watching that Dylan special (yes, again!). He's now singing, "A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall".
Yes, indeedy.

8:25 PM  

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